The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true. (James Branch Cabell)

An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered. (Gilbert Keith Chesterton)

Black holes are where God divided by zero. (Steven Wright)

We are all atheists about most of the gods humanity has ever believed in.Some of us just go one god further. (Richard Dawkins)