If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. (Carl Sagan)

Many a man’s reputation would not know his character if they met onthe street. (Elbert Hubbard)

Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo. (H. G. Wells)

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. (Edsgar Dijkstra)