I don’t know why we are here, but I’m pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves. (Ludwig Wittgenstein)

If you can’t get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you’d best teach it to dance. (George Bernard Shaw)

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true. (James Branch Cabell)

Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact. (George Eliot)